Shayari Bazar

1 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - If you re going to kill each other do it outside I just finished cleaning 2 My mother taught me RELIGION - You better pray that will come out of the carpet 3 My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - If you don t straighten up I m going to knock you into the middle of next week 4 My mother taught me LOGIC - Because I said so that s why 5 My mother taught me MORE LOGIC - If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you re not going to the store with me 6 My mother taught me FORESIGHT - Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you re in an accident 7 My mother taught me IRONY - Keep crying and I ll give you something to cry about 8 My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - Shut your mouth and eat your supper 9 My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck? 10 My mother taught me about STAMINA - You ll sit there until all that spinach is gone 11 My mother taught me about WEATHER - This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it 12 My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - If I told you once I ve told you a million times Don t exaggerate 13 My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world and I can take you out 14 My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father 15 My mother taught me about ENVY - There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don t have wonderful parents like you do 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - Just wait until we get home 17 My mother taught me about RECEIVING - You are going to get it when you get home 18 My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - If you don t stop crossing your eyes they are going to freeze that way 19 My mother taught me ESP - Put your sweater on; don t you think I know when you are cold? 20 My mother taught me HUMOR - When that lawn mower cuts off your toes don t come running to me 21 My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT - If you don t eat your vegetables you ll never grow up 22 My mother taught me GENETICS - You re just like your father 23 My mother taught me ROOTS - Shut that door behind you Do you think you were born in a barn? 24 My mother taught me WISDOM - When you get to be my age you ll understand 25 My mother taught me JUSTICE - One day you ll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you How many of these did your mother teach? AND how many did you teach your children?