A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on There was a young man in the driver`s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting He stopped to investigate He walked up to the driver`s window and knocked The young man looked up cranked the window down and said Yes officer? What are you doing? the policeman asked What does it look like? answered the young man I`m reading a magazine Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat the officer then asked And what is she doing? The young man looked over his shoulder and replied What does it look like? She`s knitting And how old are you? the officer then asked the young man I`m nineteen he replied And how old is she? asked the officer The young man looked at his watch and said Well in about ten minutes she`ll be eighteen

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