Shayari Bazar

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work plops down on the couch in front of the television and tells his wife Get me a beer before it starts The wife sighs and gets him a beer Fifteen minutes later he says Get me another beer before it starts She looks cross but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says Quick get me another beer it s going to start any minute The wife is furious She yells at him Is that all you re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You re nothing but a lazy drunken fat slob and furthermore The man sighs and says It s started