A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model They had a wonderful honeymoon in Switzerland but unfortunately the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalised When his young wife came to see him the old man said Sweetheart your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me You will have an income of 250 000 a year my home in Palm Springs my ranch in Texas my Mercedes You ll never need to worry about money Oh sweetheart please don t talk that way his young wife exclaimed You ve been so good to me already If you go I ll be devastated Oh there must be something I can do to help you Please tell me what I can do? Well the old man gasped you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters

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