Banta saw an exhausted Santa running up to him What happened to you Santa? There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today Oh really what happened? I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive He almost got me So how`d you get away? Well the bull kept slipping He slipped three times and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over That s scary If it`d been me I would probably have shit all over the place Oye I DID What do you think the bull was slipping on ?
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