Shayari Bazar

Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off How did this happen? the doctor asked Well I was trying to commit suicide Banta replied The doctor asked Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger? No silly First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs 1 000 to get my teeth straightened So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigge