Shayari Bazar

Santa happened to participate in a competition which was about writing the shortest story The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz religion sex suspense and mystery When Santa s turn came after many attempts by others Santa s story was of just one sentence which read Oh god my wife is going to deliver a child Ostensibly amused the organizers asked the american whether it contained all the four ingredients American replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below: Oh god: religion My wife: sex Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy) Okay but where is the mystery? asked one of the organizers Santa replied: who is the father? He was the winner for writing the shortest story