Santa took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the administrators Santa`s father started to tilt slowly toward the left A Doctor came by and said Let me help you The Doc piled several pillows on the left side of Santa`s father so he would stay upright Santa`s father started to tilt slowly to the right An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright Santa`s father started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him About this time Santa returned Santa Well Dad isn`t this a nice place Santa`s father replied I guess it`s ok but they won`t let me fart

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