Shayari Bazar

Super Joke Read Must..
Girlfriend Called to Her Boyfriend At Mid-
nite
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Girl:"Hello Dear..
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Boy:"Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki ankh pakaane)
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Girl:"kya kar rahe ho.. ??
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Boy:"kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
. Girl:"bataao na.. ??
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Boy:"kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko kya
karte hain..)
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Girl:"neend nahin aa rahi thi, socha chalo call kar loon..
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Boy:"achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke late
karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl:"hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon..
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Boy:"nahi yaar (mujhe radio staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad
toh radio channel bhi bandho jaate hain)
. Girl:"plz sunao na..
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Boy:"kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
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Girl:"naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..
if u luv me den u will sing for me :(( .
Boy:"time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh
padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi maanegi )
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Girl:"12:30..
. Boy:"aur kal mere Office mein bahut
kaam hai
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Girl:"tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office