A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring

A good thing to exercise when you re putting on weight is restraint

I used to think I could pass gas silently until I got my hearing aid

The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

I used to think I could pass gas silently until I got my hearing aid

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch

I was going to be a comedian but was scared people would laugh at me

Is it true that cannibals don t eat clowns because they taste funny?

I wonder why a gynecologist leaves the room when women get undressed?

Since we shall love each other I shall be great and you shall be rich

Finally 21 and Legally Able to Do Everything I ve Been Doing Since 15

There s always the temptation to let other people think you re normal

If electricity comes from electrons does morality comes from morons ?

Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?

Sometimes I think I understand everything then I regain consciousness