A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a ca

Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn out the lights

Even a mosquito doesn t get a slap on its back until it starts to work

Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits

Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn out the lights

I`ve learnt so much from my mistakes I`m thinking of making a few more

I support everyone s right to be an idiot I may need it myself someday

Never hit a man with glasses Hit him with something bigger and heavie

If it were truly the thought that counted more women would be pregnant

Girls are like internet domain names the ones I like are already taken

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

I used to be lost in the shuffle Now I just shuffle along with the lost

Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune

Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune