Is knowing that you don t understand Women is understanding Women

If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs was it a joke?

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year s resolutions

I tried sniffing Coke once and the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live

I don t mind the rat race But I could do with a little more cheese

I talk to myself It s the only way I can get intelligent responses

Lazyness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford

Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you can t stop and rest

I am an optimist It does not seem too much use being anything else

Go as far as you can see and when you get there you ll see farthe

It`s easy to fall asleep in class but hard to fall asleep in my bed

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humo

Booze may not be the answer but it helps you to forget the question

Before she finds a handsome prince she s got to kiss a lot of frogs