My mind works like lightning One brilliant flash and it is gone

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

When on the ladder of success don t let boys look up your dress

Routine of holidays: Sleep till u r hungry; Eat till u r sleepy

Be careful about reading health books You may die of a misprint

If flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal?

If your nose runs and your feet smell you re built up-side-down

Six munts ago I cudn’t even spel executiv Now I am butte

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered

When I feel depressed I like to cut myself another piece of cake

A woman s mind is cleaner than a man s She changes it more often

How can you tell when an economist is lying? His lips are moving

The chief stealer of T-shirts in order of size is still at large

Don t hide ur head in the sand unless u have feathers on ur butt

Man who sneezes without tissues takes matters into his own hands