Those who do not follow are dragged

Know thyself - but don t tell anyone

When your dreams turn to dust vacuum

Bad is never good until worse happens

I invented the cordless extension cord

The suicidal part of me will never die

Don t steal That s the government s jo

Every one hates me because I m paranoid

A murder is only an extroverted suicide

What if someone died in the living room?

When all else fails lower your standards

What is a free gift? Aren t all gifts free?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

There is a devil in every berry of the grape