There is a guaranteed way to get what you want want less

A good listener is usually thinking about something else

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey

Don`t hate me because I am good Hate me because I know it

Wise men learn by other men s mistakes fools by their own

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Do computers files get embarrassed when they re unzipped?

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat ?

When you harbour bitterness happiness will dock elsewhere

You don t have to attend every argument you re invited to

Experience: what you get when you don t get what you want

People who feel good about themselves produce good results

It s hard to make a comeback when you have t been anywhere