I`m moving to Mars next week so if you have any boxes
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A friend is someone with whom we share common enemies
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Why can t you be unique original like everybody else?
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May the best of your past be the worst of your future
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Don t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon
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By the time you can make ends meet they move the ends
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A man once claimed nothing was true; but he was lying
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A bug is a feature that didn t make it into the manual
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Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events
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No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid
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If you don t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed
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Give some people an inch and they think they are rulers
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I didn t say it was your fault I said I was blaming you
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Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogethe
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He who sticks head in open window gets pane in the neck
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