Going to church doesn`t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a ca

Anyone can enjoy good days; those who find ways to enjoy bad days have something going for them

I went to our local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies There were none there Coincidence?

Even a fool knows you can t reach out and touch the stars but it doesn t keep wise men from trying

People like crowds The bigger the crowd the more people show up Small crowd hardly anybody shows up

A yawn is nature s method of giving the person listening to a bore an opportunity to open his mouth

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself undisturbed be the facts

It s ok to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it

Of course there s now a higher percentage of seat belt users The non-users are slowly being killed off

Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fea

A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his ca

Noise pollution is a relative thing In a city it s a jet plane taking off In a monastery it s a pen that scratches

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they re going