Some days you are the bug some days you are the windshield
Some days you are the bug some days you are the windshield
Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
Never hit a man with glasses - hit him with a baseball bat
When everything is coming your way you`re in the wrong lane
Good people are always remembered and bad people a bit more
Boys are like mascara they run on the first sign of emotion
Worrying works 90% of the things I worry about never happen
Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never come alone
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
Those are my principles If you don t like them I have others
If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early?
Perception rules the world If you don t believe me I m wrong
Some people are alive only because it`s illegal to kill them
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me