Some days you are the bug some days you are the windshield

Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

Never hit a man with glasses - hit him with a baseball bat

When everything is coming your way you`re in the wrong lane

Good people are always remembered and bad people a bit more

Boys are like mascara they run on the first sign of emotion

Worrying works 90% of the things I worry about never happen

Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never come alone

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

Those are my principles If you don t like them I have others

If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early?

Perception rules the world If you don t believe me I m wrong

Some people are alive only because it`s illegal to kill them

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me