A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself
Religion is popular because it makes you feel good about being stupid
An atheists worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you
If you do what you ve always done you ll get what you ve always gotten
When you re arguing with a fool make sure he isn t doing the same thing
The best automobile safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that is sufficient
Perseverance is not a long race it is many short races one after anothe
Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries
Smile and the world smiles with you Frown and you get credit for thinking
Among animals it s eat or be eaten Among people it s define or be defined
How come the bullets that work are fired the ones that don t work are not?
I`m responsible for what I say I am not responsible for what you understand
If you must choose between two evils pick the one you`ve never tried before