If words could kill I d sentence you to death

I look forward to living in the present moment

Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark

Common sense is instinct Enough of it is genius

A person forgives only when she is in the wrong

If you jump off a Paris bridge you are in Seine

Once you lose your reputation you don t mind it

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot

Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty

Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses

I can t promise that I ll try But I ll try to try

Smile it makes people wonder what you re thinking

I think I have an incredible level of credibility

Half of the people in the world are below average

Brain is an apparatus with which we think we think