Make love not war Hell do both - get married

I am in total control but don t tell my wife

Alimony: Having an ex-husband you can bank on

Don t bother me I m living happily ever afte

Getting carried away can get you married away

Love is blind but marriage restores its sight

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce

Bigamy: one wife too many Monogamy: same thing

One woman s hobby may be another woman s hubby

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

Know why divorce is so expensive? It s WORTH it

Don t get married if you are afraid of solitude

All men are different but husbands are all alike

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress

A husband s last words should always be OK buy it