Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin his salt that he forgets his suga

Any married man should forget his mistakes there s no use in two people remembering the same thing

I love being married I was single for a long time and I just got sick of finishing my own sentences

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say talk in your sleep

Faithfull husbands and wives will go straight to heaven because they have already gone through hell

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

A man is the head of the family the wife is the neck The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants

A man who thinks marriage is a 50-50 proposition does not understand either a woman or the percentage

They say when a man holds a woman s hand before marriage it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them Then you will get married and wish you had

When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage it is love; after marriage it’s self-defense

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage They ve experienced pain and bought jewellery

A family consists of a husband who gets an idea the kids who say it can t be done and the wife who does it

A woman has the last word in any argument Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets the more interested he is in he