On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past but better never forget the present
On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past but better never forget the present
Faithful husbands will go straight to the heaven because they ve already gone through hell
Marriage is like the army Everybody complains but you d be surprised at how many re-enlist
A henpecked husband is a domestic animal trained to wash up and dry up but never to act up
My wife says my lovemaking is like a news bulletin Brief unexpected and usually a disaste
My hubby and I have a magical relationship Whenever I ask him to do something he disappears
No man is as clever as his mother thinks he is or as dumb as his mother-in-law thinks he is
Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her maste
Bachelors should be heavily taxed It is not fair that some men should be happier than others
Marriage is a combination of sense and sex Like the share market sensex it has ups and downs
It doesn t matter how often a married man changes his job he still ends up with the same boss
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world s greatest lover But she can never catch him at it
While in bed after few years of marriage husband wife s hips meet each other more often than Lips
Men who don’t understand women at all by large fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about my wife I would probably start thinking about he