On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past but better never forget the present

Faithful husbands will go straight to the heaven because they ve already gone through hell

Marriage is like the army Everybody complains but you d be surprised at how many re-enlist

A henpecked husband is a domestic animal trained to wash up and dry up but never to act up

My wife says my lovemaking is like a news bulletin Brief unexpected and usually a disaste

My hubby and I have a magical relationship Whenever I ask him to do something he disappears

No man is as clever as his mother thinks he is or as dumb as his mother-in-law thinks he is

Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her maste

Bachelors should be heavily taxed It is not fair that some men should be happier than others

Marriage is a combination of sense and sex Like the share market sensex it has ups and downs

It doesn t matter how often a married man changes his job he still ends up with the same boss

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world s greatest lover But she can never catch him at it

While in bed after few years of marriage husband wife s hips meet each other more often than Lips

Men who don’t understand women at all by large fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about my wife I would probably start thinking about he