Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

After winning an argument with his wife what should a husband can do to maintain better relations? Say Sorry

Whenever you have to make a decision listen to your heart then your head finally do what your wife tells you to do

An errant wife is like a jigsaw puzzle When you come home and find a piece missing you don t quite get the picture

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man s habits and then complain that he s not the same man she married?

Everyone should have a spouse because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can t blame on the government

After marriage husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can t face each other but still they stay togethe

A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn t A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change and she does

Men marry women with the hope they will never change Women marry men with the hope they will change Invaribly they are both disappointed

Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said After marriage he ll fall asleep before you finish saying it

Narad Ji s words of wisdom to all married people: If your spouse sends you romantic messages don t be happy Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse

What s Checkmate? You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you And when the wife asks Was she hot? You can t say YES and you can t even say NO That s checkmate