Very few things upset my wife It makes me feel rather special to be one of them
Very few things upset my wife It makes me feel rather special to be one of them
A husband often thinks he bosses the house but actually he only houses the boss
When a wife complains too much about no magic in marriage husband will disappea
If you want to read about love and marriage you ve got to buy two separate books
There is only one way to be happily married when I find that I shall get married
Every man/woman should marry - After all happiness is not the only thing in life
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it
If it weren t for marriage men and women would have to fight with total strangers
Often a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
Imagination is something that sits up with a wife when her husband comes home late
Don t marry the person you want to live with marry the one you cannot live without
It s amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn t his own
Men who think one size fits all better prepare to live with wife who throws many fit
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late