Very few things upset my wife It makes me feel rather special to be one of them

A husband often thinks he bosses the house but actually he only houses the boss

When a wife complains too much about no magic in marriage husband will disappea

If you want to read about love and marriage you ve got to buy two separate books

There is only one way to be happily married when I find that I shall get married

Every man/woman should marry - After all happiness is not the only thing in life

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success

Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it

If it weren t for marriage men and women would have to fight with total strangers

Often a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success

Imagination is something that sits up with a wife when her husband comes home late

Don t marry the person you want to live with marry the one you cannot live without

It s amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn t his own

Men who think one size fits all better prepare to live with wife who throws many fit

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late