My wife and I always compromise I admit I m wrong and she agrees with me
My wife and I always compromise I admit I m wrong and she agrees with me
Marriage is nature s way of stopping people from fighting with strangers
My wife and I always compromise I admit I m wrong and she agrees with me
Women begin by resisting a man s advances and end by blocking his retreat
Marriage is give take You d better give it to her or she ll take it anyway
The only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place
We have a quiet home life I don t speak to her and she doesn t speak to me
Marriage is nature s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers
A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man
A man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
Two very rich people got divorced and their lawyers lived happily ever afte
I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she s been giving me lately
If you think your wife s jewellery is an investment try selling a few pieces
Two very rich people got divorced and their lawyers lived happily ever afte
In my house I am king and my law is that whatever my wife says shall be done