My wife and I always compromise I admit I m wrong and she agrees with me

Marriage is nature s way of stopping people from fighting with strangers

My wife and I always compromise I admit I m wrong and she agrees with me

Women begin by resisting a man s advances and end by blocking his retreat

Marriage is give take You d better give it to her or she ll take it anyway

The only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place

We have a quiet home life I don t speak to her and she doesn t speak to me

Marriage is nature s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers

A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man

A man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success

Two very rich people got divorced and their lawyers lived happily ever afte

I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she s been giving me lately

If you think your wife s jewellery is an investment try selling a few pieces

Two very rich people got divorced and their lawyers lived happily ever afte

In my house I am king and my law is that whatever my wife says shall be done