Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans
Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans
Marriage is like Pi - natural irrational and very important
Faithful Husband: One whose alimony check is always on time
Intuition: A fictitious quality in women - really suspicion
Your drinking may be injurious to your wife s nervous system
May you die in bed at the age of 95 shot by a jealous spouse
Never forget that Mother In Law is an anagram of Woman Hitle
A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood
Retirement means twice as much husband and half as much money
My wife s a water sign I m an earth sign Together we make mud
A married man can do anything he likes if his wife don t mind
Henpecked: A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting
Every man becomes a Freedom Fighter immediately after marriage