Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly
Happy Hours for husbands are Hapless Hours for wives
Marriage: A way of being informed of all your faults
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes
Take your troubles like a man Blame them on your wife
Never trust a husband too far nor a bachelor too nea
A husband who gets his breakfast in bed is in hospital
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments
Never go to bed angry Stay awake and plot your revenge
A Bachelor can go fishing anytime until he gets hooked
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
In my marriage We need to talk means You need to listen