Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly

Happy Hours for husbands are Hapless Hours for wives

My wife ran away with my best friend I sure miss him

Marriage: A way of being informed of all your faults

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes

Take your troubles like a man Blame them on your wife

Never trust a husband too far nor a bachelor too nea

I ve got my own lie detector at home I call her honey

A husband who gets his breakfast in bed is in hospital

Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments

My wife found a way to save her money: she spends mine

Never go to bed angry Stay awake and plot your revenge

A Bachelor can go fishing anytime until he gets hooked

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

In my marriage We need to talk means You need to listen