On a plumber s truck: We repair what your husband fixed

Here s to our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet

A good wife always forgives her husband when she s wrong

Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher untied by a lawye

I had a good wife once Then she went home to her husband

I don t worry about terrorism I was married for two years

Marriage is the hangover from the intoxication of passion

My wife divorced me because of illness She got sick of me

An engagement is a period of urge on the verge of a merge

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient

Never question your wife s judgement look whom she married

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell it is simply purgatory

More than one mouse is mice; more than one spouse is spice

Women like quiet men because they think they are listening

Never question your wife s judgement look whom she married