On a plumber s truck: We repair what your husband fixed
On a plumber s truck: We repair what your husband fixed
Here s to our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet
A good wife always forgives her husband when she s wrong
Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher untied by a lawye
I don t worry about terrorism I was married for two years
Marriage is the hangover from the intoxication of passion
My wife divorced me because of illness She got sick of me
An engagement is a period of urge on the verge of a merge
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient
Never question your wife s judgement look whom she married
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell it is simply purgatory
More than one mouse is mice; more than one spouse is spice
Women like quiet men because they think they are listening
Never question your wife s judgement look whom she married