I married Miss Right I just didn t know her first name was Always
I married Miss Right I just didn t know her first name was Always
I had nothing against women till I married one now I have nothing
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me
Men in a singles bar have one thing in common they re all married
Wives are so much more attractive when they don t have an opinion
Husbands wish they had as much fun out as their wives think they do
Marriages are made in heaven But so again are thunder and lightning
A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness
I m the man of this house and I have my wife s permission to say so
I went alone on our honeymoon My wife had already seen Niagara Falls
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife togethe
My first rule of a happy marriage: It s better to be happy than right
Before you find your handsome prince you ve got to kiss a lot of frogs
The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say
An unmarried man has no buttons on his shirt A married man has no shirt