Marriage is the price men pay for sex sex is the price women pay for marriage

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce what do the other marriages end in ?

Marriage is give and take You d better give it to her or she ll take it anyway

Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute

When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage husband will disappea

I did not know what happiness was until I got married and then it was too late

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late

Kissing - an action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty

She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced she keeps the house

One thing a man learns from an argument with a woman is how to be a good lose

Marriage is like game of poker You start with a pair and end with a full house

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries

It s not true that married men live longer than single men It only seems longe

It s amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn t his

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past but never the present