Marriage is the price men pay for sex sex is the price women pay for marriage
Marriage is the price men pay for sex sex is the price women pay for marriage
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce what do the other marriages end in ?
Marriage is give and take You d better give it to her or she ll take it anyway
Marriage is a mutual relationship as long as both parties know when to be mute
When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage husband will disappea
I did not know what happiness was until I got married and then it was too late
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late
Kissing - an action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty
She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced she keeps the house
One thing a man learns from an argument with a woman is how to be a good lose
Marriage is like game of poker You start with a pair and end with a full house
A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries
It s not true that married men live longer than single men It only seems longe
It s amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn t his
On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past but never the present