Marriage brings out the animal in some men usually the chicken

I live with fear every day but sometimes she lets me go fishing

The argument that you ve just won with your wife isn t over yet

A man s a man all his life a woman s sexy until she s your wife

A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time

All tragedies are finished by a death all comedies by a marriage

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband

All tragedies are finished by a death all comedies by a marriage

All men make mistakes but married men find out about them soone

It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife when she isn`t `His`

All men make mistakes but married men find out about them soone

The best way to get a wife to argue with you is to say something

A bachelor is a man who is free to choose and chooses to be free

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise

Marriage changes passion suddenly you are in bed with a relative