Marriage brings out the animal in some men usually the chicken
Marriage brings out the animal in some men usually the chicken
I live with fear every day but sometimes she lets me go fishing
The argument that you ve just won with your wife isn t over yet
A man s a man all his life a woman s sexy until she s your wife
A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time
All tragedies are finished by a death all comedies by a marriage
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
All tragedies are finished by a death all comedies by a marriage
All men make mistakes but married men find out about them soone
It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife when she isn`t `His`
All men make mistakes but married men find out about them soone
The best way to get a wife to argue with you is to say something
A bachelor is a man who is free to choose and chooses to be free
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise
Marriage changes passion suddenly you are in bed with a relative