Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne Kar Diya Crime…. Tumse Pyaar Karte Karte Hamne Kar Diya Crime…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 Is Neither Composite Nor Prime

Jo Mujhe Bhool JayeALLAH Usy Zardari Jesi IzatObma Jaisi RangatNawz Sharif Jaise Hair StyleAurAltaf Hussain Jaisi Awaz DeImran Khan Jaisi Badsurat Shakal De..(Ameen)

Dil Ka Dard Dil Torrne Waley Kiya JaaneyPyar Ke Rivajon Ko Zamana Kiya JaaneyHoti Hai Kitni Takleef Larrki Ko Pataney MainYe Ghar Pe Baitha Larki Ka Baap Kiya Jaaney

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …..Waah! Waah!..Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …..Waah! Waah!...Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 Km Prati Litre .. !!

Hum Chat Par Charhe Patang Urane Ke BahaneWo Bhi Chat Par Aayi Kapde Sukhane Ke BahaneUske Mummy Ne Jo Dekha Ye Haseen NazaraJhadu Le Aayi Wo Bandar Bhagane Ke Bahane

Ek Bewafa ki yaad me maine Haatho me Jam Utha liya......Phir lagaya bread pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.Moral: Saare Ashiq Bewade nhi hote,kuch Bhookhe bhi hote hai….

Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo Koi Chemist…. Agar Dava Chahiyetoh Dhundo Koi Chemist…. . . . . . . . . . . . . My Name Is Khan And I Am Not A Terrorist…

Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni JustujuHum Bewafa Jahan Mein Wafa Dhondte RahayMehromiyon K Dor Mein Kin Hasraton K SathHum Chuwlon Ki BIRYANI Mein BOTI Dhondte Rahay:D

‘Teri Dosti Mai Kuch Aysi Bat Hay,Har Waqt Teri Yaad Mere Sath Hay,Dill Chahta Hay Tumko Tumse Chura LoonParAmi Kehti Hen Chori Karna Buri Baat Hay…’

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …..Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …...Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

Jab Yeh Izraayel Se Haq Ne Kaha RozEAzalHar TanEZinda Mai Apna Sard Khanjar Ghonp DeBol Uttha Haatif Khudawand Mujhe Har Marg PerMisraa ETaareekh Dene Ka Wazeefa Sonp De

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…......Kuch samajh mai aya??...Nahi na?...Kadi thandi Coke peeti hovay te pata lagy na..(‘.”)/ Lal sharbat<).( peen waleyo!/ ¡

Ishq ja school mai naya mahool tayar ho gayaclass ke teacher to papu sa payar ho gayais bat sa sari class ka dil udass ho gayasari class fail or papu pass ho gaya….

Shadi Karni Chahi Par Kismat Na KhuliTaj Mahal Banana Chaha Par Mumtaz Na MiliEk Din Kismat Khuli Shadi HueAb Taj Mahal Banana Chata HuPar Yeh Mumtaj Hai Ke Marti Hi Nahi

Train Mai 3 Girls Bethi TheIk larka unse bola: Apka Nam kya hai?1st: Iqra Behen2nd: Sara Behen3rd: Nadi BehenGirls: Or Aapka Nam kya hai?Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,! 😛