Kuch is tarah Us nay mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz…......................Je Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.

Wo roz roz kahti ke mujhe apni tasweer MMS kardo..Koi Ja ke unse kah day mera pas simple Nokia 1202 set hai

Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye Mein Tere Pyar Mein Paagal Hua Chhaliye, Iodex Maliye Kaam Pe Chaliye

Neend Aa Kar Be Nahi AatiIshq Hai Peri Bimari :Tumhari Yaad Mai Oong Le Le Thak GayaLamha Lamha Feedar Pi Pi Kat Gaya ?

Dekh Ke Roop Tera SuhanaYaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana.Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!!

Mat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein Baith KarMat Pee Sharab Galib Masjid Mein Baith KarEk Hi Botal Hai, Kahin Khuda Na Mang Le

Tujhse Kaise Nazar Milaye Dilbarjani,Tujhse Kaise Nazar Milaye DilbarjaniMari Right Aankh Kani (_+)Teri Left Aankh Kani (+_)

‘Arz kia hai.Hum apki judai mein Ro rahe hainzara ghor se sunye gaOr aap hain k Bund OONCHI kr k so rahe hai ??’

Kabe Tum Ghorr S Dekho Aaina wah wahKabhe Tum Ghor S Dekho Aaina.Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,MADE IN CHINA .Hahahahahahahaha..:p:p

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na Bhar Mohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na Lar Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Kar Pappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh GayeNa Kujh Kehn Joge Reh GayeOhne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre DitteAssi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye…

Ghongat Uthtey Hi Cheekh Uthi DulhanHae Kis Shakal Key Jawan Hain AapMujh Ku Marhoom Kitney Piyarey TheyHu Baho Merey Bhai Jaan Hain Aap

Boy: Teri Judai me,Neend urti ha,Jan jati ha,chen khota ha,Dil rota ha…!Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy !!!

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?Papa: Beta aqal badam khanaySe nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:> 

Chal chaliye masjid di uss nukray,jithay jutiyan di lami qataar howe,ek tu chuk le ek main chuk laan,saadi eid bari mazedar howe…