Kal”RAAT”.......Buhat Dino Baad.....Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa?????????????Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai AndaTay Ay V nai Anda=))

Wife : Sub Mary Chehre Pa Pani qun Dala?Husband : Ap k papa na Kaha Tha,“Meri Beti PHOOL KeTarah Hai Ise Murjhane Mat Dena”.

Chal chaliye masjid di uss nukray,jithay jutiyan di lami qataar howe,ek tu chuk le ek main chuk laan,saadi eid bari mazedar howe…

“”Us ne Mujh Se poochaMafhomeGhalat Fehmi Kiya Hai…?Main ne muskura K kaha”Tum SeUmeedePizzaopepis Rakhna”

Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate RahoDil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate RahoTaj Mahalbanana To Mushkil Hai MagerHar Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …..Waah! Waah!..Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana … ..Waah! Waah!...Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

Fer Ki Hoyeya Je Tu Hatha Te Mehndi La LayiHun Assi Vi Sehra Sajavange,Saanu Pata Si Ki Tu Saadi Kismat Ch Nahi,Hun Teri Choti Bhen Fasavange!!!

U To Hum Bhi Madad Kia Nahi KarteChoclate Kya Toffy Bhi Dia Nahi KarteYe DOSTI Sirf Apse Hai Warna Msg To KyHum Kisi Ko Number Bhi Dia Nahi Karte

Subah Ki Pehli Kiran Tumhari Shaan Hogi,Subah Ki Doosri Kiran Tumhari Aan Hogi,Subah Ki Teesri Kiran …Oye Bas Yaar, Warna Garmi Jyada Hogi.

Sardar: Kon?Police:Darwza Kholo, Kuch Baat Krni HaySardar: Tusi Kiney Bandey oPolice: 3Sardar: Te Chawloo Apus Vich KarloMenu Zrur Tang Krna Jey..?

Usy Keh Do k Yun HrBaat Pe MujhSe RoothaNA Kary.“FARAZ”Kisi Din Mera MeterGhoom Giya Te Main EkLa Deni Aa.,.,(‘.’)..)(_//_ Aa HO

Shaam Hote Hi Ye Dil Udaas Hota HaiToote Khwaboo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota HaiTumahri Yaad Aise Waqt Bohat Aati HaiBandar Jab Koi AasPaas Hota Hai…

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr, He went to eat it, But On the way he saw a keeri, He left the Gurr & went with keeri. MORAL: *Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;)

khudi ko kar garam itna khudi ko kar garam itna kai sardi anay say pahlay kai sardi anay say pahlay khuda banday say khud pochay ? ? ? bata teri razai kaha hai