Us ny kaha kon ho Tum?Mai ny kaha Hasrat TumariUs ny kaha Taktey ho kyaMai ny kaha Surat Tumhari?Us ne kaha kartey ho kyaMai ny kaha Pooja Tumhari?Us ny kaha Kaafir ho kyaMain ny kaha aisa hi samj lo?Us ny kaha chatey ho kyaMai ny kaha Mohabbat Tumhari?Us ny kaha Pachtaoge,Mai ny kaha Kismat Hamari?Us ny Kaha Married hoon mai.Mai nay kaha Sorry BAJIII?

Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha, Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha, Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye, Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha, Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche, Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha. (Labba;find)(Suke Doodh;Milk Powder)(Moya;Dead)(Kukad;Cock)

2 pathan Ek Accident Mein Mar GayeMarne Ke Bad Jb Hisaab Lene FarishteAye Tu Farishta Pehle Sy BolaApna Name Batoo Usne kaha ikhlaas khanFarishta Bola Soorat Ikhlaas SunaoTo Us Ne Suna Di Aur Woh Bach GayaDusre Ke Baari I Tu Us Sy Bhi Name PoochaTu Woh Bht Soch vichaar Krne K Bd BolaName Tu Yaaseen He Pr Log Pyar SeMujhe Kosar Kosar Bulate Hen…. hahahaha

Ek Murghi k Kawway s rishta ho gaya,.Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:.Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.Murghon ki Union ka President hun”.Murghi:Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,.Lekin!!Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho

yEh EiD TeRe sHeHeR MaI BhI I hOgIbArE E NaaAz sE TuNe Ye MaNAi hOgIWo nArAm NaRaM KaLiO Pe cHoOoRiOn kI KhAnAkHaSeEn hAThO Pe meHnDi bHi lAgAI HoGIeId kA ChAnD BhLa dKhNgE Q EhL E NaZaR ??Sb nE TuM Pe aPnI NaZaR TiKaI HoGimErI Hr sANs WaBaStA TeRi yAdO Se hAiYe bTh aLaG HaI TmHe meRi yAd nA I HoGihUm tO Us rOz e mAnAeNgE EiD ApNiAyAaN…!!!KhTm JiS RoZ yE TeRi MeRiJUDAI HOGI

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Ek Ladki thee Diwani see, Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee, Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee, Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke, Gauti se baatein karti thee, Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke, Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee, Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se, par Maahi se wo darti thee, Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se, bas yehi poochha karti thi kay, Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???

duniya mein apni aik se dilrubaayie hai ji kya btaaon bhia wo meri humsaayie hai ji hum isay apni khush kisimti samjhte hein jo hum ne us ki sachi mohabat paayie hai ji aisi khatrnaak aurat se mohabat kar ke hum ne apni zindgi daao peh lagaayie hai ji aaj gali ke logoon seh mujeh pata chla hai ke wo kafir haseena badi harjaayie hai ji jo kabi murghi palak kilaati thi badeh pyar se woi aaj asghar se hui praayie hai ji

Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain, tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain. Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain, Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain. humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain, syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain. Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli, Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli. Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga, juma k din clinic band rahy ga. 😉

Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq ThaUse Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar KDil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar KBholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar KoDe Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar KoMe Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj DekhiJab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj DekhiUn K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe TheMun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe TheLogon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya HeDil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jwaab Aaya Hai

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?.. Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?. Wo Bachiyan Phasana?. Wo Hasna Hasana?. Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?. Teachrz Ki Hatana? Wo Punishment Milna?.. Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?. Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?.. Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na?.. Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs?. . . Yadain Hi Yadain.

Ek Raat 2 Baje Bhot Tez Barish me1 Pathan ne ek ghar ka Darwaza knock kiya aur Pucha:KyA DHAKKA LAGA DO Gy?Aadmi neend me tha isliye inkaar kar k andaraa gya par usay guilty feel hua.Socha Barish me kabhi Main bhi phans sakta hun,Wo utha aur Bahir ja kar onchi awaz me pukara:Kya Tumhe abhi bhi dhakkay ki zarurat hai?Aawaz Aayi:HAAN..!!Aadmi:Theek hai Bhai,Tum ho kahan?Pathan:Yara Yahan GARDEN ME DEKHO.HUM JHOOLAY PAR BETHA HAI..Happy New Year.

Khud Ko Mobile Mein Itna Mashghool Na Rakho Keh ...Samne Sy Koi Larki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhein Pata Bhi Na ChaleKeh Kitni Haseeen Thi.... Bike Chalate Huwe Kabhi Yeh Mat Socho Keh Ye Jahaz Hay ..Balke Yeh Samjho Keh Ye tu Rocket Hay.. Koshish Kro Keh Apne Humumr Sey Bad Zubani Na Karo ..Direct Sar Phaar Do. Taaleem Hr Kisi Ka Haaq Hay Ziyada Parh Ke ..Kisi Ka Haaq Na Maroo..Fwd It To All FriendzShayed Apki Waja Sey Kisi Ki life Brbad Ho Jaye..!!!

Ayub Khan: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Bhutto Ko Apna Dost BanaBhutto: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Ziya Ko Chief BanaZiya: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Nawaz Ko Apna Beita BanaNawaz Sharif: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Musharraf Ko Chief BanaMusharraf: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Benazir Ko Wapda Ane Ki Ijzat DiBenazir: Meri Ghalti Thi Ke Mein Ne Asif Zardari Se Shadi KiHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaDON Kabi Ghalti Nahi Karta… :V 😛

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