Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …..Waah! Waah!..Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …..Waah! Waah!...Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!Good Afternoon!!

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega?

Band kar lety hy awarah hawa muthi may phir hawa may isay taqseem karty hay  

Jane Kya Apki Aankon Ne Kaha Hai Humse;Aaj Kal Shaher Mein Har Shakhs Khafa Hai Humse

Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi, Phir mujh ko kya khabar ke wahan se kidhar gayi..

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na BharMohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na LarKhushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na KarPappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

Mohabbat Karo Ibadat Ke Sath,Pyar Karo Nazakat Ke Sath,Dosti Karo Insaniyat Ke Sath,Sms Padh Liya Na? Ab Reply Karo Sharafat Ke Sath….

Akbar Ne Kharide 33 Ghode.. Akbar Ne Kharide 33 Ghode.. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . Aja Aja Dil Nichode …. Raat Ki Matki Phode…

Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Ho JataPyar Karne Se Pehley Premium Bharwaya Jata.Pyar Mein Wafa Mili Tu Theek Warna,Bewafoon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim Tu Mil Jata..

Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila DiyaComa Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

Bohat es ko bulata ho bohat samjhta ho lekin ye aeyny may betha shaks baher kuin nay ata

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,, Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…? BHAi Pakka ? Bhejna hy na k “Sending Fail ” kar doon..

Machchhar Ki Makkhi Se Ho Gayi ShadiPahali Hi Raat Main Machchhar Ki Ho Gayi BarbadiBola Apni To Kismat Hi Khoti Hai,Makkhi Raat Ko “GOOD NIGHT” Lagakar Soti Hai

Kon Kehta Hai Mout Aye Gii To Tum Mar Jaoo GeyTum To Bander Ho Darkth Per Charh Jaoo Gey