Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai :p

Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon, Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..

Woh Shakhs Jannati Hoga......Jo Jannat Main Jaye Ga..!Tussi Beshak Kissy Hor Molvi Kolon V Poch Lo….!!!

School Mai Master g Na chote Santa SA poochaJis mai koyi kami nahi us KO kya kehte hay.?aur jawab aayi:.....Kami na

Bhagwan Ke Bina Mandir Adhoora HaiDosti Bina Jivan Adhoora HaiPatni Bina Ghar Adhoora HaiTumare Bina Pagal Khana Adhoora Hai

Suraj Bana To Badal BaneChand Bana To Tare BaneKuch To Baat Hai Aap MeinKuch To Baat Hai Aap MeinYuhi Nahi Pagaalkahne Bane!!

Maire Dukhoon Ki Dhanak Mein Rang Na BharMohabbat Or Nafrat Ki Jang Na LarKhushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na KarPappu Yaar Tang Na Kar !!

Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul AyegaGamETohin Se Kubul Nahi AyegaMaklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa GhalibDamag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega

‘Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hy Zamane Mai Laga Donga,Uski Doli agar UthiToToTo(,”)<))> XcuSe mE_||_..Koi Baat Nahi,Dosri Phansa Lon Ga.’

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua..Hum Bhi Muqadr Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jate Hain..(‘,’)/ Oh my God<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA_/ \_

Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad,Ab Na Daikhen Gay Kisi Ko Tumhe Daikhne K Bad,Dunya Chor Dain Gai Tumhai Chorne K Bad,KHUDA! Maaf Kare Itne Jhut Bolne K Bad

Banany Wale Ne Ek DOST Mere Lia Banaya HyJise Aap K Roop Mein Mainey Paaya HayJo Mere Dil Main Aise Samaya HyJaise Purani Haeli Main “BHOOT” Ka Saaya Hay

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound, Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found, Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga, Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga, Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye, Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye, Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo, Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Ulge Hai Tere Khayalon Mein Aise....Afarican Bache Ke Ball Hon Jaise..!!!

Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai, Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..